A Kind Word

"A kind word never broke anyone’s mouth" is a classic Irish saying that reminds us all that being nice costs nothing—but some people act like it does!

Picture this: You ask old Mrs. O’Malley how she’s keeping, and instead of a simple "grand, thanks", she launches into a 40-minute rant about her bad back, the price of milk, and how young people don’t know real hardship.

By the end of it, you’re convinced she’s had a harder life than a potato during the Famine. And what do you do? You smile, nod, and say, "Ah sure, you’re looking great all the same!"

That’s the spirit of this saying—being kind won’t kill you, and sure, it might even make someone’s day.

It’s a gentle nudge against being a grumpy old curmudgeon for no reason. A simple compliment, a friendly hello, or a quick chat with your neighbor won’t do you any harm—your mouth won’t crack from a bit of kindness!

So, next time you see someone acting like it physically pains them to be nice, just remind them with a wink and a grin: "Ah go on now, a kind word never broke anyone’s mouth!"

And if that doesn’t work, sure maybe offer them a cuppa tea —everyone softens up with a cuppa tea and a scone.